Exaggerate Much?

Sometimes, I just suck.

Normally, I am a pretty easy going person who could give less of a fuck, but every once in a while I have a moment where I just explode. 

For example, I just got out of the hospital a few hours ago and my mom (being the good and concerned parent she is) wanted to check my blood pressure (part of the reason I was hospitalized). However, I was in one of those moods and flipped a total bitch when she asked which was completely wrong and uncalled for, especially considering all that she has done and given up for me over the years. 

So now she is sitting in her room upset with me and I am sitting in my room being a bitch and stewing over the fact that she asked me in the first place... EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I'M THE ONE IN THE WRONG! I would rather sit here and write a blog post about my ridiculousness than swallow my pride and apologize. I mean, what the fuck is wrong with me?

To the point- sit down, shut up, and respect those around you. Don't make it a big deal by perpetuating the situation and just let the little things be little. Not everything has to be life or death.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to take my own advice, be a big girl, and apologize to my mommy. 

P.S. (Does PS work for a blog post?):  Mom, if you somehow managed to find this blog, I'm sorry. I love you and I was wrong to have treated you that way. You were just trying to take care of me the best way you knew how. I know an apology on the internet doesn't make up for everything, but I wanted to make a public declaration of my appreciation for you and posting it on the internet was the next best thing to yelling it out my window. So thanks mom, you're pretty damn great.

One last thing- don't you go judging me for thanking/apologizing to my mom on my blog or for calling her mommy. I can do whatever the fuck I damn well please. You wanna know why? Because, like it or not, this is me.

Flush The Damn Toilet!

*Warning: rant ahead.

Oh my God. I cannot even begin to express to you how fucking disgusting it is to walk into the bathroom and find the toilet bowl full of pee. I think it's nasty when it's your own pee left in the bowl and it just gets worse if it's another person's. *Shudders*  Seriously though, why? Why can't you flush the toilet? I understand the whole water conservation thing, but if you're going to do that, do it in your own bathroom! I mean, what if there were guests over and you had just left your fucking piss in the bowl? Great first impressions. Flush it! That's what the handle is there for, it isn't just for decoration.
-Side note: I am the only one in  my house that actually flushes the toilet after peeing. What happened to make everyone else stop?

And while we're at it, guys (and girls who take part), PUT THE MOTHER FUCKING TOILET SEAT DOWN! I am so utterly disgusted and tired of walking into the bathroom and seeing the toilet seat up. Now, I know this is one of the most common things that girls bitch about, and normally it wouldn't be a big deal, but when the men in your house can't aim for shit and there's pee stains all over the underside of the seat it needs to be bitched about.

1. If you get pee on any surface of the bathroom be it the floor, toilet seat, tub, etc. clean it the fuck up!
2. If you pee on the floor, clean it up! I don't want to step in that.

Plus, if I get up in the middle of the night and avoid turning the light on, I'd like to not fall in since

1. that's disgusting
2. generally you leave piss in the bowl and I don't want to have to deal with that
3. it's kind of hard to get out once you've fallen in- especially in a tired state of mind.

All in all, be considerate of the people you are sharing spaces with and clean up after yourself, flush the toilet, and put the damn seat down.

Don't like what I had to say? Well shove it because like it or not, this is me.