As you all know by now, I am not one to complain about things. At least, not on the Internet where everyone and their mother could see it.
HA HA, I'm just playin'. I'm pretty sure that's the main thing this blog is comprised of... (Don't even get started on the whole ending a sentence with a preposition thing. It's not something I want to get into. >:D )
Alright, now that we've had a little laugh, I will get down to business. And what is that you may ask? For those playing along at home, if you guessed complaining, YOU ARE CORRECT!
Spoiler Alert: Sorta- Maximum Ride series
So lately I have been reading the Maximum Ride series by James Patterson (Yes, I know, I'm a little late getting on the bandwagon.) and have held out on going to the blog that was made to accompany the books. But with the twist at the end of book six, tonight was the night I just had to go and check it out! (Read the books! They're worth it.) So I made my way over to find a blog in perfect working order. So why am I complaining? Well that blog had been retired in favor of a more interactive website, which was most helpfully linked in one of the updates. Once again, why am I complaining? I'm getting there. So I click on the link, eager to check it out, and am redirected to the new blog (Yay... or so I thought). I was linked to a blog that was one letter off of the one mentioned in the ever-so-helpful update mentioned above. So for the love of God, why am I complaining? People make mistakes, right? That's exactly what I thought! So I tried to fix the URL and make my way over on my own, but that didn't work either. So I Googled it and was redirected to the wrong site time and again.
Deciding that the entirety of the internet (ooor you know the five links I clicked on in my very "extensive" research) could not possibly be wrong, I decided to check it out to see if it was all part of the "low profile, save the world thing." (Seriously, READ THEM!) Although I highly doubted it since the first post that popped up was about colon health... BUTT, I kept scrolling, because who knows, maybe Fang had developed a desire to cleanse himself from the inside out. (See what I did there? Cause you know, colons and bu- you know what, never mind.) I scrolled down to the next post and it featured the dos and don'ts as well as the proper way to pick out (if there are easily grossed out or weak souls out there, scroll past this next part) pumps for male nether regions. Oh, and let's not forget the helpful, yet ever so scarring picture that accompanied it. (I'm still cringing, thank you very much. Also the reason I didn't link the blog I kept getting redirected to...)
I still could have tried to stick with my theory that Fang was taking the blog to a more personal place, but that just bugged me too much. I mean, if that's what Fang was looking up in his spare time, someone should have a talk with him. Tell him that it's not anything he should be worried about. (Mr. Patterson, if by some miracle you are reading this, I look forward to reading an awkward conversation about this whole blog mix up between Fang and anyone of your choosing. Thanks! By the way, I'm a HUGE fan!)
Anyway, I guess I'm done complaining, but I'm not done talking to you. Yes, you, reading this blog. If you or anyone you know has the actual link to Fang's current, live blog, would you do me a massive favor and comment it down below? Please and thank you!
Oh and yes I do know that i just popped back up after being gone for, like, ever and without an explanation. I'm going to get to all of that, I swear. It's just a lot to explain and write down and I have to pick a good place to start from... (The beginning, I know. Excuses, excuses, I know.)
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